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        <title>Enter another great giveaway!</title>   
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        <p>Another great giveaway from one of my favorite sites, The Frugal Find. You can see it here:</p><p>http://thefrugalfind.com/giveaway-4-free-movie-tickets/</p><p>4 movies tickets and a free box of General Mills cereal...Woo hoo!<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Giveaway Time!</title>   
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        <p>Woo Hoo...a giveaway from one of my favorite blogs!</p><p>The Frugal Find is having a drawing for a 1-Year Sam&#39;s Club membership + a $25 Sam&#39;s gift card.</p><p>Go here: www.thefrugalfind.com</p><p>Thanks!<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Here&#39;s a cool link: </title>   
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        <published>2008-02-12T01:48:42Z</published>
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        <p>Here&#39;s a cool link:</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p>Teresa is holding a new contest over at her <a href="http://scribblescratch.com/">personal blog</a>. Those entering have a chance at winning a <a href="http://scribblescratch.com/2008/02/04/contest-diva-necklace/">beautiful floral necklace created by Lori Jaclyn</a>. She’s willing to ship the prize anywhere, so anyone is eligible to participate!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I Want A New Lung</title>   
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        <p>OK, not quite the Huey Lewis &amp; The News song from the 80&#39;s but close, right?</p>
<p>My MIL made it on the donor list! Words can&#39;t describe how wonderful that makes me feel. Such a calmness that everything is going to turn out alright. Phew! The next step is having an O negative donor who matches her. Let&#39;s hope it happens quickly.</p>
<p>Good vibes people,&#160;we need good vibes.</p>
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        <title>Barfy Dog</title>   
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        <p>What a weekend! Little man got sick, all over the place. It always came up&#160;when we least expected it. There&#39;s nothing like vomit smell in the carpet, sofa, chairs, yourself...And on top of it all, we are dog-sitting for my aunt &amp; uncle. So now my home has a lovely barfy dog smell. Oh well. As soon as the dog is gone, we&#39;re getting the carpets cleaned!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Worst Christmas Presents. Ever.</title>   
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        <p>Back in 1995, our second Christmas as a married couple, my husband decided that THIS WAS THE YEAR to pull out all of the stops and make it the BEST Christmas ever for us.</p>
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<p>One day&#160;after work,&#160;still a few days before Christmas, hubby was too excited to wait until the big day and wanted&#160;me to open my&#160;gifts NOW. Imagine my surprise when I got a Far Side 1996&#160;daily calendar, just like the one I opened from a co-worker the day before.&#160;The one from yesterday&#160;was on the kitchen counter, about 18 inches away from where we were sitting. &quot;OK, no problem,&quot; he decides,&#160;because the last two gifts were going to blow my socks off!</p>
<p>On to gift two, my own copy of Dr. Laura&#39;s book, &quot;Ten Stupid Things Women Do To Mess Up Their Lives.&quot; Wow, I don&#39;t know what to say.</p>
<p>&quot;But Wait!&quot; he exclaims, as he pulls out a blindfold he wants me to wear so he can lead me to the BIG ONE, you know, the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!</p>
<p>So, holding his hand, I let him lead me out the door. Anticipation heightens as I follow him hand in hand down the stairs to our apartment building&#39;s&#160;parking garage. Wow, he really has me thrown. Is the gift so big that he couldn&#39;t even get it out of the car?</p>
<p>The next thing I know, he whips the blindfold off, opens the front door to my car (a 1989 Acura Legend), and says, &quot;Ta Daaa!&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;What? What is it?&quot; I ask, still adjusting to the darkness of the garage.</p>
<p>&quot;You can&#39;t tell?&quot; he asks me</p>
<p>&quot;No, what IS IT?&quot; I ask excitedly.</p>
<p>&quot;Look down,&quot; he says.</p>
<p>&quot;What?&quot; I ask again,</p>
<p>Then, I saw them in all their glory...</p>
<p>&quot;New floor mats!&quot; he exclaims, &quot;For your car!&quot;</p>
<p>Like I said, Worst Christmas Presents. Ever.</p>
<p>This blog inspired me to write about my very memorable Christmas: <a href="http://mamarant.blogs.com/a_mamas_rant/2006/12/the_worst_chris.html">http://mamarant.blogs.com/a_mamas_rant/2006/12/the_worst_chris.html</a></p>
<p>&#160;And yes, we&#39;re still married.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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